A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how shed do. The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot. The pro said:
Your swing is good but youre gripping the club too hard - grip the club gently as you would your husbands penis..
The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway. The pro said:
That was excellent!! Lets try it again only this time take the club out of your mouth.