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Kuidas sooritas blondiin pangaröövi?
Ta sidus kassakapi kinni ja lasi valvuri õhku.

Mis on kirjas blondiini poolt saadetud postkaardil?
Tervitused siit... Eeee, aaa, kus ma õieti olen?

NÜÜD MÕNINGAD VÕÕRKEELSED,ET IVA PAREMINI VÄLJA TUUA.

Why did blond stare at the carton of orange juice?
It said Concentrate!

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First!
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
Tits Go In Front!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
Not everybody has been in a limo.

Why couldnt the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
She didnt know which ONE came first...

Whats the blondes cheer?
Im blonde, Im blonde, Im B.L.O.N....ah, oh well..

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes head?
Space Invader.

Whats a blondes idea of safe sex?
Locking the car door.

A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? She opens the car door.
 
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